Don't wear a thong to Pilates. It will inevitably get lodged in all of the wrong places. Somewhere between Downward Dog and Tree Pose for me this morning, things got twisted.
Don't go to the tanning bed and then go to a party. ALL of the pictures will turn out with you looking like a little salmon. The color, not the fish.
What are your "Don't Say I Never Told Ya's?"
God Is Not a Librarian
6 months ago